1 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:15,040 A fine romance with no kisses. 2 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:22,120 A fine romance, my friend, this is. They'd think we're like a 3 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,000 couple of hot tomatoes. 4 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:28,600 But we're as cold as yet it is mashed potato. 5 00:00:29,740 --> 00:00:34,600 A fine romance with no... 6 00:00:45,870 --> 00:00:46,870 got a charm. 7 00:00:47,550 --> 00:00:49,290 This is a fine romance. 8 00:01:06,450 --> 00:01:07,450 Sorry. 9 00:01:10,230 --> 00:01:11,330 What are you doing? 10 00:01:11,710 --> 00:01:12,710 Good morning. 11 00:01:12,850 --> 00:01:14,970 Good morning. What are you doing down there? 12 00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:17,080 I'm trying to find my shoe. 13 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:20,000 I've got it. 14 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:46,960 of scissors. 15 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:53,060 I can't get the lining off my jacket, so I thought I'd better cut it off. 16 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:55,660 Kitchen doctor on the right. 17 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:44,920 Hailed me on this. 18 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:47,500 Sorry. 19 00:02:48,020 --> 00:02:49,020 Go back to sleep. 20 00:02:49,820 --> 00:02:55,560 Are you just going to sneak off without a word? 21 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,260 Well, thank you sounds rather formal. 22 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:01,420 Well, what then? 23 00:03:01,920 --> 00:03:05,280 Don't ask me questions. I mustn't be asked questions in the morning. I have 24 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:07,880 ask questions to find out what you're talking about. 25 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,820 You sneaking off without a word. 26 00:03:10,420 --> 00:03:11,720 Well, I did leave the road. 27 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:13,680 I'll lay on it. 28 00:03:14,980 --> 00:03:19,180 Well, a little ray of sunshine for a thing in the morning, aren't you? Oh, 29 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:20,180 sorry, I'm sorry. 30 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:22,560 He's early. 31 00:03:22,700 --> 00:03:23,700 Well, no, it's not. 32 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,120 It's gone seven. 33 00:03:25,300 --> 00:03:26,480 Oh, God, seven. 34 00:03:26,920 --> 00:03:33,920 That's not early for me, but... I realised it might 35 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:34,920 be early for you. 36 00:03:35,400 --> 00:03:40,380 So that's why I was going to slip away. Slip, not sneak. I just didn't make a 37 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:41,920 very good job of it. 38 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:43,520 I see. 39 00:03:44,300 --> 00:03:46,340 Look, why don't you go back to sleep? 40 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:48,180 No, no, no. I'm up. Coffee? 41 00:03:49,860 --> 00:03:50,860 Yes, please. 42 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:12,960 If you've got any leftover potatoes and cabbage, we could have bubble and 43 00:04:12,960 --> 00:04:13,960 squeak. 44 00:04:19,540 --> 00:04:21,040 With a couple of fried eggs on top. 45 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,840 Do you always start the morning with bubble and squeak? 46 00:04:27,140 --> 00:04:29,660 Only if there's any leftover potatoes and cabbage. 47 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:33,360 Of course, really good bubble and squeak. Do you like it, by the way? 48 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,640 I don't think I've ever tried it. Oh, it's smashing. 49 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:39,980 Especially when you get a light brown crust on the top. 50 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:42,420 Not too much fat in the pan. 51 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:44,020 That's the secret. 52 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:54,180 Look, if you are a breakfast man, you obviously are. I mean, I could cook you 53 00:04:54,180 --> 00:04:55,980 something. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, thank you. 54 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,920 There's a cafe on the way to work. I'll stop off and get a pie. 55 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:06,080 You usually start work this early. 56 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:10,060 Well, it's the light, you see. If you work outdoors, you have to have the 57 00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:14,280 Van Gogh used to work at night with candles in his hat. 58 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,480 He wasn't a landscape gardener, was he? 59 00:05:29,020 --> 00:05:30,020 So... Yes? 60 00:05:31,500 --> 00:05:33,420 Well, about the bed thing. 61 00:05:34,060 --> 00:05:35,080 The bed thing? 62 00:05:37,330 --> 00:05:39,730 Well, um, last night. 63 00:05:39,950 --> 00:05:40,950 I know when it was. 64 00:05:41,170 --> 00:05:47,830 Yes, well... About last night, um... Now, look, Mike, we're both grown up. We 65 00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:48,970 don't have to analyse things. 66 00:05:49,730 --> 00:05:51,890 We don't have to give it ratings out of ten. 67 00:05:52,730 --> 00:05:54,150 What about last night? 68 00:05:55,650 --> 00:06:01,210 Well, I was, uh... I was just going to say I'm glad that it's out of the way. 69 00:06:05,640 --> 00:06:10,040 Well, no, no, no, I didn't mean it to sound like that. What I mean to say is, 70 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:15,340 well, there was a sort of barrier between us, and now that we're over it, 71 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,220 it should release some of the tension. 72 00:06:18,860 --> 00:06:23,320 And we can be more... More relaxed. More relaxed. 73 00:06:24,580 --> 00:06:25,680 More easy. 74 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:27,420 Oh, yes, we can, that's true. 75 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:39,370 Ah, look, I really must be going. 76 00:06:40,490 --> 00:06:41,750 Oh, that's it, then, is it? 77 00:06:42,130 --> 00:06:46,470 Well, I do have a lot of work to do. Oh, I see what you're getting at. No, I'm 78 00:06:46,470 --> 00:06:47,449 not getting at anything. 79 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:51,710 Look, I wasn't just going to disappear, you know. I mean, I would like to see 80 00:06:51,710 --> 00:06:52,710 you again soon. 81 00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:55,350 Oh, I didn't say anything about seeing me again soon. 82 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:57,070 Oh. 83 00:06:57,330 --> 00:07:00,290 What do you mean by soon, anyway? How soon is soon? 84 00:07:00,590 --> 00:07:02,470 Well, what about lunch? 85 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:04,390 Oh, no, I may be busy for lunch. 86 00:07:04,910 --> 00:07:07,170 All right, then, you're busy for lunch. No, I only said maybe. 87 00:07:07,390 --> 00:07:08,690 Oh, make up your mind. Oh, don't listen. 88 00:07:09,110 --> 00:07:10,110 I'm difficult not to. 89 00:07:10,770 --> 00:07:11,950 Ah, look, what about it? 90 00:07:14,190 --> 00:07:15,590 Ah, well, nothing much. 91 00:07:15,850 --> 00:07:18,390 Just a sandwich and a pint in the pub. 92 00:07:19,330 --> 00:07:23,890 You don't have to. Well, I know I don't have to. I would like to, yes or no? 93 00:07:23,930 --> 00:07:24,970 Yes. Good. 94 00:07:25,550 --> 00:07:27,070 One o 'clock then. Yes, one o 'clock, fine. 95 00:07:27,510 --> 00:07:28,570 Only if you want to. 96 00:07:30,230 --> 00:07:34,170 I'm going now. Yes. Look, you want a hand with the vat. No, no, no, no, no, 97 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:35,650 no. Don't bother. I'll find somebody. 98 00:07:35,910 --> 00:07:36,809 Oh, right. 99 00:07:36,810 --> 00:07:39,250 One o 'clock. One o 'clock, yes. Right. 100 00:07:40,050 --> 00:07:41,050 Right, well. 101 00:07:41,770 --> 00:07:48,490 So... Cheerio, Mark. Cheerio. Cheerio. 102 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:50,990 I should get some sleep if I were you. Yes. 103 00:08:01,770 --> 00:08:02,629 Morning, Charlie. 104 00:08:02,630 --> 00:08:03,630 What do you call this? 105 00:08:03,990 --> 00:08:06,350 Why do you always have to say that if you're here before I am? 106 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:09,050 Well, it's part of my responsibility as the workforce. 107 00:08:09,670 --> 00:08:11,610 Keep the management on its toes. Aye, yes. 108 00:08:12,210 --> 00:08:14,730 Well, if that's the workforce, we'd like to get out the management's chair and 109 00:08:14,730 --> 00:08:15,730 make the management a cup of tea. 110 00:08:15,890 --> 00:08:19,070 If this was a proper firm, we'd have a tea boy. If this was a proper firm, 111 00:08:19,070 --> 00:08:20,070 be the tea boy. 112 00:08:22,030 --> 00:08:25,950 Any messages? 113 00:08:29,570 --> 00:08:30,570 What on that thing? 114 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,659 Nah, it's going on the blink again. 115 00:08:36,900 --> 00:08:37,900 Yep. 116 00:08:39,940 --> 00:08:40,940 Or it's a cup of tea. 117 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,360 I bet I've been slipping. That's none of your business. 118 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:50,840 Trying to wake me up, are we? It's none of your business. 119 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,160 I'm an empty woman who... None of your business. 120 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:55,960 Couldn't have been the little cracker. 121 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:57,560 Must have been the pussy one. 122 00:08:57,980 --> 00:08:59,680 Why couldn't it have been the little cracker? 123 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:06,200 Well? 124 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,160 Well, what? 125 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:10,280 Serious? 126 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:12,200 I don't know. 127 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:13,700 Well, you ought to make their mind up. 128 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,460 They're the younger ones. That's all right, Charlie. 129 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:20,020 I want your advice about my personal life. I'll ask for it, all right? 130 00:09:20,240 --> 00:09:21,460 Yeah, all right. Suit yourself. 131 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,400 If you were me... 132 00:09:30,340 --> 00:09:34,220 And all you had to offer was what I've got to offer. 133 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:36,460 Would it worry you? 134 00:09:36,700 --> 00:09:37,700 No. 135 00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:39,420 You don't open what you've got. 136 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:41,460 You open what you are. Yeah. 137 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:44,080 It's in your case. All right, all right. 138 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:47,240 Anyway, like middle ages. 139 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,940 You don't have to marry her now, you know. I'm talking about marriage. 140 00:09:51,780 --> 00:09:52,980 What do I talk about? 141 00:09:54,480 --> 00:09:57,760 I don't really know. 142 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:07,350 I don't know. Said about survival... Oh, by the way. 143 00:10:07,930 --> 00:10:09,110 Some bloke phoned. 144 00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:10,750 Well, he said there weren't any messages. 145 00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:15,330 On that thing I said, I took the message myself. 146 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:19,770 Said his name was... Oh, Anderson. 147 00:10:20,830 --> 00:10:21,930 Anderson? Yeah. 148 00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:25,130 Well, what did he say? 149 00:10:25,590 --> 00:10:27,630 I gave him a quote last week. What did he say? 150 00:10:27,950 --> 00:10:32,510 He said, could you call round as soon as you can? Ah, that means yes, John. 151 00:10:34,690 --> 00:10:35,690 It's a big job. 152 00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:38,050 He's got a huge gun. 153 00:10:39,110 --> 00:10:40,110 That's what we need. 154 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:43,090 What will you do? No, I will not. 155 00:10:44,430 --> 00:10:47,090 If he accepts, we'll do the job ourselves. 156 00:10:47,850 --> 00:10:49,630 I don't care if we work all out. 157 00:10:49,930 --> 00:10:51,510 We do the job ourselves. 158 00:10:52,170 --> 00:10:53,410 It'll get the word round. 159 00:10:54,350 --> 00:10:55,430 It may be small. 160 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:58,500 But where do I head? 161 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:52,920 up for me as well. 162 00:11:53,960 --> 00:11:55,500 Oh, yes, yes, yes, of course. 163 00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:59,880 Oh, Plastek and the pets. You could lash out another five teams. 164 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:01,920 Look, 165 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,320 I'll give you a ring. 166 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:04,180 Are 167 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:11,540 you 168 00:12:11,540 --> 00:12:12,840 feeling better now, Harry? 169 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:14,280 A little, thank you, Helen. 170 00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:17,080 You've been most kind listening to my problems with Jean. 171 00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,280 I really mustn't keep you any longer. 172 00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:20,860 Ah, well. 173 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:23,570 If you're sure you're all right. 174 00:12:27,450 --> 00:12:29,230 Do you have any lectures today? 175 00:12:29,990 --> 00:12:32,450 Yes, but I shan't go in. I couldn't lecture. 176 00:12:32,990 --> 00:12:34,430 I have no work left. 177 00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:44,530 Oh, good Lord, is that the time? I really must be getting tired. 178 00:12:49,630 --> 00:12:51,670 Would you like some lunch, Harry? 179 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:57,140 No, I mustn't impose further. I've been here since the party last night. 180 00:12:57,340 --> 00:13:01,100 Ah, well, if you're sure you're all right. Well, possibly just an ominous 181 00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:02,100 female. 182 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,120 Helen, 183 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:13,160 I've got to talk to someone. 184 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,560 Well, what about? 185 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,240 Oh, these plain games. 186 00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:18,660 These might plain games. 187 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:23,100 I know I was when I said I was busy tonight and I despised... myself for it. 188 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:25,840 But if you want to play a game, well, I can play a game too. 189 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,640 On the other hand, you might be telling the truth. 190 00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:30,580 Well, where does that leave me? 191 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:35,340 Well, what do you think? 192 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,900 Laura, I don't even know what you're talking about. 193 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:42,220 Mike, he stayed last night. 194 00:13:43,700 --> 00:13:44,700 Oh. 195 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,320 Yes. 196 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,240 You see what I mean? 197 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,580 Well, what... What sort of games did he want to play? 198 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,280 Last night? 199 00:13:56,620 --> 00:14:00,020 No, he asked me to lunch today and then he rang up and cancelled it and I didn't 200 00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:01,120 believe him. Well, why? 201 00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:04,100 Because I've been through all that kind of thing before. 202 00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:07,320 Well, I don't think Mike's like that. I don't know what Mike's like. 203 00:14:07,560 --> 00:14:11,400 Now, Laura, don't you think you're being a bit young about all this? Yes, and if 204 00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:14,400 I was younger, it'd be all right. I'd be expected to be like this. Look, Laura. 205 00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,330 Yes, I know. 206 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:27,550 I think I'll make some lunch. 207 00:14:28,290 --> 00:14:29,410 Well, not for me, thank you. 208 00:14:30,530 --> 00:14:32,010 Oh, I don't know. I've been up since seven. 209 00:14:32,730 --> 00:14:33,870 Scrambled eggs would be nice. 210 00:14:34,150 --> 00:14:35,150 Delicious. 211 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,210 Hello. 212 00:14:39,450 --> 00:14:40,450 Phil, 213 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:44,570 what are you doing home? 214 00:14:45,090 --> 00:14:46,090 Well, I do live here. 215 00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:49,950 Yes, but you don't usually come home at lunchtime. 216 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:52,870 I know, and I'm still a bit tired from the party last night. 217 00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:57,390 spending most of the evening worrying about Mike and Laura and most of the 218 00:14:57,390 --> 00:14:58,950 listening to Harry drooling off. 219 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:04,370 So, I thought I'd pop home and spend a nice quiet hour with my wife. 220 00:15:04,630 --> 00:15:05,630 Just the two of us. 221 00:15:09,530 --> 00:15:10,530 What? 222 00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:28,110 in the waiting room. Do what I said. This is the waiting room, where your 223 00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:31,330 patients wait to see you in the consulting room, which is obviously the 224 00:15:31,690 --> 00:15:33,450 Oh, don't be silly, Phil. I'm not. 225 00:15:33,870 --> 00:15:35,850 You're running a one -woman counselling service. 226 00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:37,570 Anyone with problems, they come to you. 227 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:39,890 Cues of them. Only two? 228 00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:44,110 One of whom has been here since last night, and the other of whom, your 229 00:15:44,270 --> 00:15:45,970 comes round about 20 times a week anyway. 230 00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:47,350 Oh, fine. 231 00:15:48,590 --> 00:15:49,590 Get her to move in. 232 00:15:50,530 --> 00:15:54,310 Look, Phil, she's worried about Mike. 233 00:15:54,880 --> 00:16:01,540 Mrs. Dale was worried about Jim. You know how many bloody years that... We've 234 00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:02,540 washed up. 235 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:04,800 Well, thanks for lunch. 236 00:16:05,060 --> 00:16:06,680 I think Harry and I should be going now. 237 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:07,920 Aren't we having coffee? 238 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,060 Yes, we are. Have coffee. 239 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,199 Stay to dinner. 240 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,780 Stay the night again. Stay the week. 241 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Phil. I see. 242 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:17,060 Well, I'm sorry that you begrudge a little of your wife's time. 243 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,480 It's just that I'd like a little of it to myself. 244 00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:23,520 He's right. Come on, Harry. Oh, Laura, don't go. I'll phone you. 245 00:16:24,560 --> 00:16:25,600 It's all your fault anyway. 246 00:16:27,580 --> 00:16:29,520 You introduced me to Mike in the first place. 247 00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:31,140 Come on, Harry. 248 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:33,640 Come on. 249 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:36,400 Well, congratulations, Mr. 250 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,660 Charm. Well, I'm sorry, Harry. 251 00:16:39,380 --> 00:16:42,260 It's all very well you being a shoulder for the world to cry on. 252 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,140 How about finding time to listen to some of my problems? 253 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:48,160 Oh, Phil. 254 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,700 I just feel a bit left out sometimes. 255 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:59,760 Oh, you can't feel what? 256 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:06,140 I don't... Oh, darling. 257 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,460 Oh, darling. 258 00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:11,020 Just what? 259 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,760 No, really, no. 260 00:17:15,119 --> 00:17:16,400 You're alone. 261 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,400 Let's be alone together. 262 00:17:18,740 --> 00:17:20,839 I just don't go for rebounds. 263 00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:22,099 They usually rebound. 264 00:17:22,670 --> 00:17:24,390 But I'm only suggesting that we go to the cinema. 265 00:17:24,970 --> 00:17:25,970 Oh, no. 266 00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:30,670 We just wouldn't do... Hello. 267 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,010 Thank you. 268 00:17:34,310 --> 00:17:35,310 Hello. 269 00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,990 I'm just going in for some lunch. 270 00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:41,930 So I see. 271 00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,230 Hello again. 272 00:17:45,170 --> 00:17:46,170 Hello. 273 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:48,310 Where are you going? 274 00:17:48,490 --> 00:17:49,490 Me? 275 00:17:50,050 --> 00:17:51,350 I'm going to the cinema with Harry. 276 00:18:00,820 --> 00:18:02,260 Well, thanks, Harry. 277 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:03,640 Harry! 278 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,080 You're not in awe of me, are you? 279 00:18:08,980 --> 00:18:10,220 No. Good. 280 00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:12,180 Jean was, you mean. 281 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,500 Harry! 282 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:17,880 I was very aware of you in the cinema. 283 00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:23,260 No, no. 284 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:26,760 I often used to forget that Jean was with me. I can't do that with you 285 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,320 find you stimulating. 286 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:31,320 That's an excellent basis for our relationship. 287 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,300 Harry, we've just been to the pictures. We haven't got a relationship. 288 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:38,000 Ah, but why did we go to the pictures? 289 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:39,900 I'll tell you. 290 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,200 Because you wanted to. 291 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:43,480 You gripped my arm quite tightly. 292 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:56,960 Asked about going to the pictures with that long streak of... Hello again. 293 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,700 Now look, Harry. 294 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:01,720 Clear off. 295 00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:04,400 Ha, ha, ha. 296 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,240 I'm laughing. 297 00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:12,680 And furthermore, you might like to know that I boxed at Cambridge. 298 00:19:13,020 --> 00:19:14,800 And I roller skated for Heathrow Primary. 299 00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:22,150 You mean you want him to stay? Of course you don't. No, I don't. Ah. 300 00:19:22,690 --> 00:19:24,970 And I don't want you to stay either. Ah. 301 00:19:25,450 --> 00:19:27,290 You can just go both of you. Just go away. 302 00:19:32,950 --> 00:19:34,470 I shan't be back, Laura. 303 00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:36,990 Oh, 304 00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:38,970 Mike. 305 00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:39,969 That's the next. 306 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,050 You, out. 307 00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:45,570 Your monosyllabic threats are beginning to irritate me. Is that a fact? Yes, it 308 00:19:45,570 --> 00:19:48,570 is. Well, here is the last threat I'm going to make. 309 00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,220 All monosyllabic. 310 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:51,800 Push off. 311 00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:56,860 Skimhead. 312 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,280 Skimhead? 313 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,680 Glass of wine? 314 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,100 No, thank you. 315 00:20:10,300 --> 00:20:11,300 Well? 316 00:20:11,540 --> 00:20:12,359 Well, what? 317 00:20:12,360 --> 00:20:15,560 Well, you know what. Don't you get masterful with me? I'm not being 318 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:16,680 I'm just fed up, that's all. 319 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,800 Well, that makes two of us. 320 00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:21,440 Good Lord, all right. said was that I couldn't make lunch. You seemed to be 321 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,380 making lunch when I saw you. That was business. 322 00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,240 Oh, was she? Oh, yes, she was. 323 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:28,340 Mrs. Anderson, with whom I'm about to work. 324 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:32,140 And in case you didn't notice, two steps behind her was Mr. Anderson. 325 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:34,280 Oh. Yes. 326 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,520 Oh. 327 00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:37,100 Glass of wine? 328 00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:38,200 No, thank you. 329 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:47,700 Is that why you went to the pictures with Count Dracula? 330 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,720 Yes, it was. Now, have I gone red? Yes. Yes, yes. 331 00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:57,280 And I told you I was busy this evening. 332 00:20:58,900 --> 00:21:02,720 I didn't believe you. Oh, how can you be so bright and so dim at the same time? 333 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:03,879 What are you talking about now? 334 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,880 This morning, Mike. 335 00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:06,300 Can't you see? 336 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:09,360 Look, we've taken a step and I don't know where we go from here. 337 00:21:10,140 --> 00:21:12,460 I don't know what I think of you and I don't know what you think of me. I don't 338 00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:14,860 know if we're going anywhere or if there's anywhere to go to or if we've 339 00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:16,500 somewhere and we haven't even recognised it. 340 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,640 Am I making sense? I can't be. 341 00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:21,340 Well... 342 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:25,600 I was thinking about that. 343 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,500 And? 344 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:33,060 I don't really know. 345 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:37,160 You never say anything, do you? You open your mouth and a lot of nothing comes 346 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,140 out. You know, your mind's like a little secret garden. 347 00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:42,460 There's a tiny little door and you won't let anybody in. 348 00:21:42,660 --> 00:21:43,680 Well, I don't have the key. 349 00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:45,020 And I'm not a potlicker. 350 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:02,549 Everything's okay? 351 00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:04,630 Well, good. I'll tell Helen. 352 00:22:05,810 --> 00:22:06,870 Anyway, I can't stop. 353 00:22:07,130 --> 00:22:09,270 These are for Laura. I was a bit rude. 354 00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:13,170 Will you tell her I'm sorry? Yeah, well, I might not bother. Bye, Mike. 355 00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:15,969 Don't go. 356 00:22:15,970 --> 00:22:16,970 I haven't. 357 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:19,670 Oh, Mike. 358 00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:21,310 They're lovely. 359 00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:25,730 I say you don't say anything and then you give me these and they say 360 00:22:28,290 --> 00:22:29,290 They're not from me. 361 00:22:30,070 --> 00:22:31,070 What? 362 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:32,280 They're from Phil. 363 00:22:34,460 --> 00:22:35,460 Oh. 364 00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,580 He said he was sorry he was rude. 365 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:45,320 Why was he rude? 366 00:22:45,940 --> 00:22:48,880 Oh, because I went round to Helen's and talked the same sort of rubbish that I'd 367 00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:49,880 be talking to you all day. 368 00:22:52,980 --> 00:22:53,980 Lots of wine? 369 00:22:54,220 --> 00:22:55,220 Ah, yes, please. 370 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:03,570 Oh, sorry. 371 00:23:13,270 --> 00:23:15,110 I'm sorry I didn't bring the flowers. 372 00:23:16,330 --> 00:23:19,310 I plant quite a lot of flowers. I like flowers. 373 00:23:20,530 --> 00:23:22,910 But I never really think that they say anything. 374 00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:24,750 Well, they do. 375 00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:29,110 The vegetables? 376 00:23:37,930 --> 00:23:38,930 The vegetables. 377 00:23:45,590 --> 00:23:52,070 See, I thought if you had anything for dinner that went with potatoes and 378 00:23:52,070 --> 00:23:58,030 cabbage in the morning, we could use the leftover 379 00:23:58,030 --> 00:24:02,910 potatoes and cabbage for a bubble and squint. 380 00:24:03,770 --> 00:24:04,770 Well, 381 00:24:05,870 --> 00:24:08,140 I suppose if we're talking about bread... First, we must be having an 382 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:13,080 Yes, I suppose we must. 383 00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:16,660 Well, 384 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:23,360 what about dinner? Have you anything that goes with potatoes and cabbage? 385 00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:26,260 I mean, I don't know. I've not planned anything. I've had a very busy day. 386 00:24:27,740 --> 00:24:28,780 There's a tin of spaghetti. 387 00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:31,880 Sounds terrible, doesn't it? 388 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:36,260 Still, it's worth a try. 389 00:24:41,770 --> 00:24:42,770 It's worth a try. 390 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:28,160 This is a fine romance.